Percy Ashdown and Joe Bruno have come to Tripoli, Libya, in search of an ancient religious artefact that holds enormous supernatural power. The plan is simple enough. Sneak into the only Catholic cathedral in the city, steal the sheath, and run. But there are a few complications… First problem: the sheath is guarded day and night. Second problem: the guards aren’t human. Biggest problem: Percy Ashdown. He’s impulsive; he’s a loose cannon; he’s reckless; he’s… the most beautiful thing Joe has ever seen. As the temperature rises, Joe wants only to get in, get out, and get the job done. But between Percy’s abs, Percy’s hair, Percy’s everything, it’s a much harder task than it was ever supposed to be. When an annoyingly attractive acquaintance from Percy’s past turns up and throws an unwelcome spanner in the works, Joe finds his patience and trust just about pushed to their limit. With more deadly weapons, more terrible behaviour, and more whatever-the-hell-those-creatures-are than you can poke a stick at, The Reliquary of Saint Martin is the fast-paced, appallingly funny, MM action-romance you never knew you needed.