Plenty of fish in the sea. But what if there is no “plenty”? What if Leon Finn is a lone fish? A lone fish in a glass bowl swimming in hopeful but ultimately lonely circles forever? Dumped and forced to retreat to his tiny-town seaside bach, it’s time for Leon to cast some lines, and quick! Prove to everyone—(*cough*) ex, mother, other ex who he’s now accidentally living with—that he’s a catch. Only no one is biting. It sucks, but it’s solvable. With his trusty sewing machine and endless stash of fabric he’ll make himself into the ultimate suitor. Stitch this right up. But as a certain someone keeps whispering in his ear, is this the right way?