Warning: This is an extreme horror. It is written for those who enjoy such content. It is not for those who are easily shocked, or offended. POLYEMBOLOKOILAMANIA: The act of inserting objects into the rectum or vagina. When a husband's marriage breaks down, he finds himself living alone with not much to look forward to. His days are nothing but the same old thing, over and over again. That is, until Friday night, when he takes a few minutes to "enjoy" himself, watching various videos online. But, when he gets bored of the usual vanilla sites, he soon finds himself looking at darker and more obscure sites to gets his kicks. That's when he stumbles across a new "like" he'd not seen before... One which gives him hope on how to kick-start his marriage again and rebuild what was once a solid family unit.
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Biography MATT SHAW was born, quite by accident (his mother tripped, he shot out) September 30th 1980 in Winchester hospital where he was immediately placed on the baby ward and EBay. Some twelve years later (wandering the corridors of the hospital and playing with road kill when he was on day release), the listing closed and he remained unsold, he was booted out of the hospital to start his life as a writer and hobbit – beginning with writing screenplays and short stories for his own amusement before finally getting published when he was twenty-seven years and forty-five seconds old. Once Published weekly in a lad's magazine with his photography work, Matt Shaw is also a published author and cartoonist. Has to be said, can be a bit of a flirt and definitely, without a shadow of a doubt, somewhat of a klutz. Favourite books "Roald Dahl's Collection of Short Stories" Tim Burton's Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy Anything, really, written by himself. Because he is that good.
