Ever read those Florida man stories? Hello, I’m Allie. I’m on a bad drug trip in Wonderland, Florida. It started with a getaway to get over my ex. Some guy with a really creepy smile gives me drugs in an alley behind a bar when I’m just trying to get back to my playing card themed motel. Next thing I know, there’s a guy wearing a rabbit's head and leather pants pacing outside my motel room ranting about how he’s late. I follow him down an alleyway and fall headfirst into some room I’m sure to get hepatitis in. All I know is this place is called the Underground. Nothing is safe to eat or drink. Mice shift into men. That’s not normal tea at this crazy tea party I just crashed. Someone help. I’m deep underground in Wonderland, Florida. The weird guy obsessed with hats says there’s an evil Druid queen with a pet demon called a Jabberwock terrorizing the Underground. They tricked me down here to start a revolution. The Queen of Hearts is a sick, twisted bitch. Everyone at that tea party might be totally mad, but so am I because I’ve agreed to stay and help bring her down. Potheads is a reverse harem twisted version of Alice in Wonderland. It’s part of the Fairy Tales That Bite Back Series but can be read as a standalone.