Self-professed anthropologist Alfie has just taken a dream job as curator of a castle in the remote Romanian countryside. Soon, he soon learns that his employers are a trio of sex-starved vampire chicks. Day after day, Alfie finds himself being used for more than his mail-order degree and decides its time to resign. However, his psychotic employers are not keen on losing their stud and his exit is not going to be amicable. This bizarro erotic horror tale is filled with steamy encounters, intense gore and a loads of pure insanity.