Top ten things Samantha Madison isn't ready for

10. Spending Thanksgiving at Camp David
11. With her boyfriend, the president's son
12. Who wants to take things to the Next Level
13. Which Sam inadvertently announces live on MTV
14. While discussing the president's dubious policies on families, morals, and, yes, sex
15. Juggling her new after-school job at Potomac Video
16. Even though she's already the (unpaid) teen ambassador to the UN
17. Getting accosted because she's "the redheaded girl who saved the president's life," despite her new ebony tresses
18. Dealing with her popular sister Lucy, who for once can't get the guy she wants And the number-one thing Sam isn't ready for?
19. Finding out the hard way that in art class, "life drawing" means "naked people"