There's a new girl in high school. Her name is Chrissy, and Blade has never met anybody like her. When Blade's friends and family start ignoring him, Chrissy picks up the slack. She's nice, and smart, and oh so pretty, you can't blame him for getting just a little bit obsessed. So what if she won't let him kiss her? REAL LIFE SUCKS LOSERS DRY is a sexy, fun, unsettling take on Heathers with a splash of weird horror. "REAL LIFE SUCKS LOSERS DRY is a testament to the talent of Cassandra Daucus. This is a restless, ugly, alluring story that wraps the reader up completely. The poetic presentation of such vulgar teenage thoughts makes this title completely singular. I cannot recommend it highly enough to any survivors of their own high school hells." -Cat Voleur, the author of Revenge Arc