She thinks I’m just the weird neighbor with the pink apron and freakishly good lawn. She doesn’t know I’ve fought wars across galaxies—and I’d burn her planet down if anyone touched her or the kid. I crash-landed on Earth expecting to die. Instead, I found a messy-haired single mom with a broken coffee machine, a daughter who stares like I’m made of mystery, and a house that smells like burnt waffles and hope. Now I’m mowing her lawn, fixing her plumbing, helping with glitter-covered science projects—and trying not to blow my cover when her ex threatens to take the kid. Because I’m not just some harmless suburban giant. I’m a seven-foot weapon in disguise. And if the court system fails her? I won’t. She thinks I’m rizzed up. She has no idea I’ve already imprinted. She didn’t just move into my head. She got me to build her a goddamn she-shed. Read on for alien dad energy, fake human identities, ridiculous science projects, and a heroine who saves herself—until her space man shows up shirtless with a wrench. HEA Guaranteed!