Santa Claus and the Elves of Fuck
By Jordan Krall
2011
First Published
4.04
Average Rating
52
Number of Pages
The kinkiest Christmas story ever! After Santa is unfaithful one too many times, Mrs. Claus hires the lethal Elves of Fuck to "take care" of him. But when Santa is abducted by a mysterious peppermint dominatrix, everything explodes into an orgy of bondage, torture, sex, and sugarplum gore. This is a violent and sexy Christmas story for adults only.
Avg Rating
4.04
Number of Ratings
28
5 STARS
43%
4 STARS
32%
3 STARS
14%
2 STARS
7%
1 STARS
4%
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Author
Jordan Krall
Author · 22 books
Books include: TENTACLE DEATH TRIP FISTFUL OF FEET MOTEL MAN KING SCRATCH BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE APOCALYPSE DONKEYS PIECEMEAL JUNE SQUID PULP BLUES NEWLY SHAVEN SAINT UNFRUITFUL WORKS PRELUDE TO SPACE RAPE! SQUID KILLS THE PISTOL BURPS ALL POEMS MUST DIE FALSE MAGIC KINGDOM BAD ALCHEMY THE GOG AND MAGOG BUSINESS YOUR CITIES, YOUR TOMBS
