In these eight odd and perverse short stories, a woman's breasts gain independence; people who were formerly appliances go to a support group; teenage girls build boys from kits; and you don't want to get too close when the Rikrik recombine. A 13,000-word collection of some of Hoffman's quirkiest flash fiction and short stories. Contents: Savage Breasts Seeing Other People When You Can't Go Back Test Drive The Key to Everything The God of Rugs Party in my Pants Boy Seeds