The huge sasquatch says I belong to him. When I need a place to lie low for a while, my late grandfather’s mountain cabin seems like the perfect solution. That is, until I discover there are actual Sasquatches living in the forest. And my solar truck just broke down. Awesome. My plans to hike back to civilization are thwarted by a huge man-beast named Gorran. He smells me, excitedly announces I’m ovulating, and carries me back to the cabin. Apparently, he thinks we’re fated mates. And he promises he’ll never let me go.