Scorchwood Supernatural Penitentiary is Hell. Literally, it’s in Hell. Of all the things to end up in jail for, embezzling wasn’t what I thought would bring me down. I’ve got a pretty healthy arson and murder hobby on my down time. White collar crimes never go to Scorchwood. I should have been given a fee and probation at most. Something is going on. My cell mate, Skoll is an Alpha wolf in for manslaughter. He wants me to meet Roman, a vampire and Amduscias, demon who is really shifty about what his demonic form is. Something fishy is going down in Scorchwood with the elementals. Skoll’s last five cellmates were elementals who were framed for white collar crimes. Amduscias is cellmates with one of the worst elemental women in the entire jail and she is not pleased I’ve made friends with him. Something is going on. Someone is framing elementals and sending them to Scorchwood. But they made a mistake framing me. They didn’t know about my little hobbies before they sent me here. They didn’t know about Fergus, my fire dragon. There’s so much I don’t know about why I’m here, but there’s so much they don’t know about me too. I’ve made friends in Scorchwood and I don’t call myself Elemental Batman in secret for nothing. This should be fun.

What the fae? I’ve made a to do list in prison. Get my missing memories back and find out exactly what Magnus Rathmore did to me. Kill Magnus Rathmore. Break out of Scorchwood Supernatural Penitentiary. Find out what the Fae are up to and bring those bitches down. Kill anyone who stops me from completing my list I’ve made allies in prison. I know the truth about my fire dragon, Fergus. All of us have been wronged in whatever this plot was that they framed me. I haven’t forgiven Rathmore for what he did to Roman. My kill list is growing, but luckily, I’ve made friends with a few psychos in prison. I’ve got a wolf, a demon, a Vampire, and Fergus perfectly happy to help me complete my list and kill anyone who gets in my way. Don’t frame a psycho, then kidnap them in prison. Psychos tend to react badly to that. It’s time to teach a few people some lessons.

And then Daddy Dearest enters stage left. So, I met my father. I beat the crap out of him, but I haven’t killed him yet. Yet being the operative word. I still haven’t made up my mind about that. I had my to-do list before I broke out of Scorchwood and killing him was a major part of my big kill list. I mean, the man framed me, sent me to prison in Hell, then had a mad warlock experiment on me. When you’re fate’s little bitch, you kind of have to expect the unexpected. And my father’s big reveal about why he did all those horrible things to me and everyone else was like that movie where that kid sees dead people. I didn’t see if coming. So, now we are uneasy allies. The fate of two realms is resting on my shoulders. That doesn’t mean I might not still decide to kill him if we manage to pull this off.

I murder the bad guys on my down time. You could say it’s one of my favorite hobbies. If someone wanted to get rid of me, I have this entire history of arson and murder they could have used. So, who framed me for embezzling and why? And why was I sent to Scorchwood as a first time offender? It’s in Hell because that’s where they send the truly evil to rot. I was planning on being a good girl, serving my time, then killing whoever framed me when I got out. But I’ve made friends in Scorchwood and apparently, it’s not just me that was framed. Someone wants Elementals in Scorchwood. I’m the first fire elemental they framed and they don’t know about Fergus, my fire dragon. They don’t know we just love burning the bad guys. I have new friends in jail. A wolf, a Vampire, and a demon could come in handy destroying everyone involved in whatever this plot is.