Let’s admit it. Most dads say a lot of sh*t. But unfortunately, what they say is usually not even worth writing down. That’s because they have about as much wit as a sack of flour. Justin Halpern’s dad is the rare exception. His dad’s sh*t is funny because it is just so stupid and ridiculous. This book is both a parody and a tribute to the book Sh*t My Dad Says. This book is a carefully selected collection of things that dads most definitely would never say, just because these sayings are actually clever, witty and smart. To that end, the wit of Oscar Wilde is indeed truly incomparable, and we have included such gems as “Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing,” or “Experience is merely the name men give to their mistakes,” or “Anyone can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success.” Compared to the typical sh*t that most dads would say, this book is actually pretty good reading!