Ingredients: • 1 tatted alpha male in a suit • 1 sassy Southern baker • 1 luxurious Chicago penthouse • 2 cups of sugar • An extra helping (or two) of sin • Enough attraction and sexual tension to decimate an entire city block Directions: • In luxurious Chicago penthouse, combine alpha male and Southern baker. Leave unattended. • Generously mix in attraction and sexual tension. • Stir gently, and add sugar. • Let tension rise. • Pour on some sin, and let bake. • Remove from penthouse. • Sprinkle on more sin and sugar. • Enjoy each mouthwatering bite. Best served hot. Multiple servings encouraged.