Existence is a funny thing. One moment you’re going about your life as a messenger to the gods. And the next moment, you’re a chair. An actual chair. I had wandered off the beaten path and the consequences were swift and humbling. I’m rescued from an eternity in the dump by a college kid barely old enough to drink. Now I’m at the mercy of a human and Evan is the only hope I have of returning to my old life among the gods. A drunken night changes everything and nothing at all. No matter how much I might like the human, he can’t travel to the Otherworld and I can’t stay. Our time may be limited, but I’m determined to make the most of it with him. Sit Me Down is a sentient object romance intended for audiences over 18. It involves intimate relations with a chair and if that doesn't sound like your thing you should probably pick up a different book.