Once upon a time, a beautiful princess was asleep under a terrible curse…but she really isn’t a main character in the story, because all she did was snore. And most likely drool. My name is Liddy Rosebush and I am the fairy who will set the record straight. Yes, it took about a hundred years, The Three Good Fairies rock band made several appearances, and King Stephan’s daughter slept an inordinate amount of time. But everything else you’ve heard is lies. Except for the handsome prince part—completely true. That’s why I kissed him…