Life can be hard when you're the only kid in school who doesn't have chlamydia. The other kids make fun of you, and you start to feel like you'll never fit in. Sally isn't going to let that stop her, though. Join her as she embarks on a quest to get chlamydia while helping her classmate's father secure a corpse in time for his sex doll convention... and maybe find love along the way. But be warned. The tale you are about to read is not for the faint of heart or weak of bladder. It may keep you up at night. It could have you jumping at every flickering shadow in your periphery. It might even give you... Shingles!