Andri has never really fit in – not with his family, not with his colleagues, and definitely not with any prospective romantic partners. He's used to being overlooked and ignored, despite his size rivalling the Alps he calls home. But when circumstances have him crossing the path of a pint-sized being of pure chaos and mischief, Andri finds himself tempted to shed the peaceable, quiet façade he's worn all his life. What could go wrong? Lock is bored. So bored. BOOOOORED! Even worse, he's been left all alone without any adult supervision, and with access to a credit card. So now he's off gallivanting around Europe just in time to enjoy a festival with fire and explosions. Oooh, explosions! All while simultaneously trying to get his new human accomplice to unwind. That man is one mountain Lock will happily climb... and conquer! After all, chaos and mischief are both forms of seduction, right? RIGHT? This longer-than-expected and chaotic M/M story features a mountain of a human who is well-versed in making himself unnoticed, a shapeshifting being of pure mischief and chaos, the (willing) abduction of aforementioned human by said shapeshifting being, fire, explosions, incidents of (deserved) schedenfreude, and found family. It contains adult language and explicit sexual content. It also contains homophobia, including homophobic speech and slurs. That means if you're not 18 or older, this book is not for you, so put it back. Go on, shoo!