**NOT for young readers! Very explicit language and graphic sexual content. Reader discretion is advised.** As a history professor, Alexander spends most of his time fantasizing about exciting figures of the past. Yet, his life in the present time is anything but exciting. His research grants are denied while an egotistical colleague has the department's ear. He can't even control his own daydreams. When he finds a gift card for one free massage from Sophie's Massage Parlor in his office, he decides to give it a try in hopes of relieving his tension. What he discovers is that Sophie may be the key to finding the courage to succeed while bringing to life his wildest dreams.