JP McMahon cruises into the small, oceanside town of Brightside hoping to score a bed for the night and a few dollars to fill the Miata's gas tank. He discovers that cell phones and Internet are non-existent, and that without access to matchmaker sites and Craigslist, the local newspaper's personal ads are booming. He cooks up an unlikely scam, a foul novelty concoction called Spanish Fly. He also finds an unlikely accomplice in Ryan, the quiet local kid at the copy shop with a flair for designing irresistible labels. Spanish Fly proves popular—almost too popular—and JP suspects his luck is about to turn. But that "little voice" inside tells him to stick around Brightside just a tiny bit longer…. Novella, approximately 60-70 pages or 18,000 words Petit Morts Indulge your sweet tooth with five deliciously weird tales by Josh Lanyon and Jordan Castillo Price! A storefront. You've never noticed it before. It's small, unassuming, and yet there's something about it that draws your eye. And the aroma drifting out, rich and dark, so enticing. How could you have overlooked it? It must be new. So why does it look like it's been there for ages? And the chocolatier behind the counter...certainly you'd remember him.

1: Hue, Tint and Shade by Jordan Castillo Price

Yellow is as yellow does.

2: Slings and Arrows by Josh Lanyon

It's a fine line between "secret admirer" and "stalker".

3: Moolah and Moonshine by Jordan Castillo Price

If you ever go to France, watch out for those ticklers.

4: Other People's Weddings by Josh Lanyon

Pulling off the perfect wedding can be murder.

5: Spanish Fly Guy by Jordan Castillo Price

I held my nose I closed my eyes...I took a drink.