The art of telling someone to screw off...It was a delicate process. Something that must be handled with care, but then, Lena Ramos wasn't very good at delicacy. Anyone could ask her mama, daddy, older brother, or her best friend to find that out. Or they could go right to the source. Archer Davis went straight to the source often, and got told in at least thirty different ways where he could go and how he could get there. From the day he’d met Lena during her rough and tumble tomboy years, he never really had much interest in anything but fighting. Well at least that’s the way it was until she showed up for a vacation on the ranch he and her brother co-owned... The art of being the person to coin the phrase... Lena wasn't average. No, she was beyond it. With a kick-ass knack for restoring old cars to their former glory, and a love for touch football, she could hardly be called “normal.” A lot of people could understand and accept this because they knew her favorite phrase was “suck me.” But for some reason her big brother’s douche bag of a best friend just couldn't stop screwing with her. She never understood why or how they always ended up fighting and she never wanted to understand it. But when Lena’s brother talks her into staying at the ranch, she learns a whole lot more about Archer other than his penchant for pissing her off.