TJ Branham lives in St. Louis where she pretends to be a responsible mother of two. She enjoys staying up too late, oversleeping, and napping inappropriately. She hates whistling, alarm clocks and anything flavored with coffee. TJ has loved to read for her entire life, once devouring four Babysitter Club books in one day when she was 9. She also loves long baths in scalding water. If she had to choose a way to go out, it would be heat stroke in a bathtub while reading something smutty.