Hoblio is a hit on social media thanks to his sizzling hot takes on various cultural, political and even personal events, but when he forgets to post online for three whole weeks, his social media presence crumbles. Desperate for a new viral hit, Hoblio visits a mysterious shop with thousands of cataloged hot takes for purchase, eventually finding his way to a box of blistering meta takes. This is where Hoblio meets Fernon Bons, a handsome, physically manifested hot take who immediately sweeps Hoblio off of his feet. Now these two lovers are locked in the heat of passion, but it soon becomes clear that their erotic pairing is even more meta than they could’ve ever imagined. This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on online opinion action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies, and physically manifested hot take love.