There's supposed to be a blurb here, but the main character is too busy being a klutz, accidentally killing people, and talking to her best friend—a potted plant. It also might be because we're too lazy to come up with one right now. But it'll be paranormal, have lots of peens, and probably make you choke on your drink of choice from laughing so hard. It'll also have mayhem and strife, because ya know...we're psychopaths.