In this first and most likely last issue of the Chaser Quarterly, we spend our entire crowd-funding income on flights to Panama to investigate how to set up a tax haven for our predicted millions of dollars of e-book sales. Our investigative report includes special tips for world leaders about how best to deflect questions relating to your frequent trips to the Cayman Islands, and some easy lines to remember to make it sound like your critics are just jealous of your success and hard work. Plus we feature travel guide of Qatar for readers who are fans of soccer and human rights violations, a look back at the first sporting match between white settlers and the Australian Aboriginals for fans of soccer and human rights violations, and some pretty darn good kerning for those typography enthusiasts out there. Also in this issue: \- Twelve pages of apologies and corrections \- Karl Stefanovic opens up about what it's like to by Australia's Tony Jones for dummies \- A specialty scratch and sniff feature that perfectly captures the aroma of an e-reader screen \- A criticism of Walleed Ali's hot-topic thinkpieces, penned by Walleed Ali \- Twelve hilarious gifs which don't really translate well to print \- Parenting expert Mia Freedman's top 10 tips for bullying obese children \- Three pages of size twenty typeface as we begin to run out of content The Chaser Quarterly: Ideal for any fan of the Chaser who is also able to read

In this urgent second issue of "Australia's Most Self-important Quarterly", we travel the world on The Chaser's expense account to find the best places to visit before they're destroyed by the relentless pursuit of economic growth at all costs. Includes special tips on how to get great Instagram photos of places that are about to be despoiled, and how to get the locals to look hauntingly miserable for your holiday snaps to show to your friends. Plus, we feature Sean Penn's second-ever foray into journalism (and hopefully his last) as he exclusively visits reclusive Syrian President Bashar al-Assad, on the pretext of making a movie about him. And if that isn't enough, this issue features a special pull-out\* section of The Chaser's Dictionary of Biography, featuring in-depth write-ups of Australia's former Prime Ministers. Also in this \- In-depth, one-sentence reports on all the major world events \- ChaserLeaks of Peter Dutton's emails \- A look back at how in hell Canberra was founded \- A special photo essay from a Donald Trump rally \- A gratuitous and legally unwise swipe at Chevron's approach to tax \- We learn the hard way that clickbait doesn't work in eBooks, and \- Willie Nelson spills the beans on how he broke Twitter by smoking all of the hashtags. The Chaser Quarterly 2: It's Everything You Want it to Be, and Nothing You Don't \* it is pull-out in this eBook edition only if you're prepared to tear the screen from its plastic casing

A very special election issue of The Chaser Quarterly. We've teamed up with the writers at The Shovel, to bring you special behind-the-scenes look on all the major campaigns and seat-by-seat analysis. Includes new comedy writing from Chris Taylor (The Chaser), Zoe Norton Lodge (The Checkout), Charles Firth (The Chaser), Dominic Knight (The Chaser) and James Schloeffel (The Shovel). Plus, if you've vowed to leave Australia after the election, Andrew Hansen (The Chaser) provides you with a step-by-step guide on how to move to Mars. Features: \- An inside glimpse at Malcolm Turnbull's executive jet makeover \- A visit to the Labor Party's campaign headquarters where our reporter gets to touch the Labor Party's Conscience (our reporter finds it in the stationery cupboard) \- An extended profile on Richard Di Natale's push bike. Plus: Columns that are purportedly written by Andrew Bolt, Annabel Crabb and Michelle Grattan.

The Chaser’s Australia is a comprehensive guide to the culture, history, politics, religion, fashion, media and the few remaining footy heroes not currently facing criminal charges, that have made Australia one of the top 196 countries in the world today. Featuring fewer facts than an Andrew Bolt column, and more offensive claims than a George Pell’s testimony, this definitive volume is the perfect companion volume to a proper book about Australia. This edition includes: - A comprehensive list of Australia's most treasured Big Things, from the Big Banana to the Giant Budget Deficit - Profiles on Australia's most successful citizens including Russell Crowe, Sam Neill, Keith Urban and Prime Minister Helen Clarke - A touching and poetic profile of Clive James written by Barry Humphries under the guise of his popular fictional character Germain Greer - A history of the Labor party penned by Julia Gillard with a forward and afterward by Kevin Rudd - A three sentence summary of the first forty-thousand years of Australian history, including that part where Captain Cook showed up. “If you only read one book about Australia this year, you should probably expand your reading habits.”