In this first and most likely last issue of the Chaser Quarterly, we spend our entire crowd-funding income on flights to Panama to investigate how to set up a tax haven for our predicted millions of dollars of e-book sales. Our investigative report includes special tips for world leaders about how best to deflect questions relating to your frequent trips to the Cayman Islands, and some easy lines to remember to make it sound like your critics are just jealous of your success and hard work. Plus we feature travel guide of Qatar for readers who are fans of soccer and human rights violations, a look back at the first sporting match between white settlers and the Australian Aboriginals for fans of soccer and human rights violations, and some pretty darn good kerning for those typography enthusiasts out there. Also in this issue: - Twelve pages of apologies and corrections - Karl Stefanovic opens up about what it's like to by Australia's Tony Jones for dummies - A specialty scratch and sniff feature that perfectly captures the aroma of an e-reader screen - A criticism of Walleed Ali's hot-topic thinkpieces, penned by Walleed Ali - Twelve hilarious gifs which don't really translate well to print - Parenting expert Mia Freedman's top 10 tips for bullying obese children - Three pages of size twenty typeface as we begin to run out of content The Chaser Quarterly: Ideal for any fan of the Chaser who is also able to read