“After reading The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Saying Goodbye I felt in equal parts enthralled and unnerved. Arzate’s stories are stark, depressing, thought-provoking, and hilarious.” - Brian Whitney (Author of Raping the Gods.) A house with cancer, a killer soda, an unusual church, strange TV shows, the true story of the creation of the Universe. All this and more is contained in this debut collection of stories from the amazing mind of Ben Arzate.