Ho! Ho! No!! Step One: Infiltrate Cringle Academy (which is filled with the snobbiest witches and wizards in existence, ugh) Step Two: Kidnap Santa Step Three: Win back my stolen crown Step Four: Take back Christmas I'm the last Christmas elf and I'm freaking tired of that jolly, twinkle-eyed joke acting like he invented my holiday! I’m tired of witches and wizards turning Christmas into a corporation. And I’m absolutely over the whole elegant Christmas vibe these weirdos created. I mean pastels?! When did Christmas involve PASTELS! I’m competing in this school’s famous Christmas Cringle Competition. A week of everything Christmas—baking, snowball fights, gingerbread houses. Oh, I’ve so got this. There are a few things threatening to ruin my plans though: Professor Jack Frost is winter itself. He's a powerful, ancient elf that could ruin my ruse if he gets too close and realizes who I really am. Nick Krampus, the frightening Krampus monster who enjoys his job of punishing naughty people way too much. Yikes—is kidnapping Santa considered naughty? Pyr Claus. Cringle Academy's little golden prince who I will in no way fall for. I don't care how good he looks or how everyone seems to buy his whole nice guy act. He's a Claus, enemy numero uno. I'm pretty sure they know I've got Santa in my closet... I am so dead. Author Note: A STANDALONE holiday why choose/paranormal reverse harem with three male love interests and mm scenes.