Margins
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The Cruise from Hell
2021
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300
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After so much murder, and vampires everywhere, Margie needs a break. She thinks the annual cruise with the slayers guild is just what the doctor ordered. Too bad the hospitality director didn’t get the memo. Instead, he booked both the slayer’s guild along with Fang N’ Bang’s annual summer debauchery. Vlad the Impaler is getting plenty of tail, and Margie herself has plenty of offers, but vacation sex isn’t going to fix what’s broken. But it ain’t gonna break it any further, either. At least, not in any way she’s not into. Or so she thinks when she takes another slayer up on his offer for no strings fun. Margie finds herself fantasizing about Brooke instead. Yep, she’s definitely broken. Not because Brooke is a woman, but because she’s a vampire. A slayer and a vampire shouldn’t even be friends, let alone have sex. Or god forbid, fall in love. And yeah, there’s also a murder, but it looks like her Temporary Douchebag in Tinfoil is the prime suspect.

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Author

Saranna DeWylde
Saranna DeWylde
Author · 51 books

Saranna De Wylde has always been fascinated by things better left in the dark. She wrote her first story after watching The Exorcist at a slumber party. Since then, she’s published horror, romance and narrative nonfiction. Like all writers, Saranna has held a variety of jobs, from operations supervisor for an airline, to an assistant for a call girl, to a corrections officer. But like Hemingway said, “Once writing has become your major vice and greatest pleasure, only death can stop it.” So she traded in her cuffs for a full-time keyboard. She loves to hear from her readers. Saranna writes nonfiction under the name Sara Lunsford. Her memoir about her time as a corrections officer called Sweet Hell on Fire releases Nov 1 from Sourcebooks.

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