2008
First Published
3.41
Average Rating
165
Number of Pages
John Johnson is a bit weird. He falls apart—literally. A sneeze can blast his head off. His hands can run about by themselves. He can pull himself together from assembled bits in the time it takes to make a sandwich. But he's never had to pack himself into a suitcase before, or be mailed to the U.S. to rescue his best friend Crystal, who has been kidnapped by a crime boss with four arms. Can he battle monsters and small dogs without losing his head?
Avg Rating
3.41
Number of Ratings
17
5 STARS
12%
4 STARS
41%
3 STARS
29%
2 STARS
12%
1 STARS
6%
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Author
Scot Gardner
Author · 12 books
Scot Gardner wasn't born reading and writing; in fact, he left school in year eleven to undertake an apprenticeship in gardening with the local council. He has worked as a waiter, masseur, delivery truck driver, home dad, counselor, and musician. These days he spends half the year writing and half the year on the road talking to people about his books and the craft of writing.
