Grendy loves being a ranger at Bunderbo National Park, and when the federal government shutdown puts him out of a job, Grendy is absolutely devastated. Just when the ranger thinks it can’t get any worse, he learns that his butt is shut down, too. As civilization collapses around him, Grendy disappears out into the wilderness, building a log cabin and living off the land. It’s not until he meets Trento Reets, a handsome unicorn mailman on the run, that he realizes just how terrible things have gotten out there. Unfortunately, Trento holds a terrifying secret that can only be thwarted by an open heart and an open butt. This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on uniformed unicorn action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, facials, and real love despite the government shutdown.