Never Piss Off a Witch. It is a hard-learned lesson and one I may never complete. The endless boredom of my curse is only broken by analyzing the people who use me. Today I break my silence for the first time and while it might lead to a Happily Ever After, it will never be mine. Not until I’ve paid for my crimes and earned the forgiveness of the only person I’ve ever loved. This is a deeply unserious story about a man cursed to be a glory hole. It is intended for audiences 18+. Content Notes are available at the beginning of the book and on my website.