The Guy Sure Looks Like Plant Food To Me
By Santana Knox
2025
First Published
4.43
Average Rating
80
Number of Pages
♪ ♬ THE FLOWERS THAT KILL IN THE SPRING - TRA - LA - LA ♬ ♪ From the best-selling author of Heartless Heathens, TGSLLPFTM is a killer rom-com, feel-good, magical short story about fated love blooming in the most unexpected of places. I'VE GIVEN HER SUNSHINEI’ve given her dirt She's given me much more Than I ever deserved. I’m begging her sweetly I’m down on my knees Oh, please, KILL FOR ME TGSLLPFTM Is a novella inspired by Roger Corman’s The Little Shop of Horrors Fated soulmates Plant biologist & witch Sentient plant as an attack dog Men as fertilizer Bone soup Why would a man be there?
Avg Rating
4.43
Number of Ratings
413
5 STARS
59%
4 STARS
28%
3 STARS
10%
2 STARS
2%
1 STARS
0%
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Author
Santana Knox
Author · 15 books
Santana Knox is a Brazilian author, a South American immigrant, a mother, wife, devotee of Santa Muerte and creative who yearned for Latin presence and representation. Santana got tired of letting the voices in her head drive her crazy, and decided to write down the stories they were begging to tell instead. A lover of the unusual, and a hopeless romantic when it comes to toxic villains, Santana's books should always be taken with a grain of salt, specifically the kind that keeps demons away.
