
The Houseplant That I Never Water Gets Me Off
By Chuck Tingle
2020
First Published
2.57
Average Rating
35
Number of Pages
Harper is always on the go, efficiently working her way through life without a second of wasted time. It’s made her very successful, but it’s also made her careless, and soon enough Harper discovers that she’s completely lost track of the present. Harper’s friend suggests getting a plant to take care of, hoping this could be a meditative experience for Harper. At first it is, but soon enough Harper has completely forgotten about her new houseplant, allowing the leaves to wither away and die. Realizing her limitations, Harper finds the plant a new, better home. Now, however, this sexy houseplant is back, introducing herself as Kobla and bringing Harper along on an erotic lesbian adventure. This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on houseplant action and lesbian sentient flora love.
Avg Rating
2.57
Number of Ratings
7
5 STARS
29%
4 STARS
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3 STARS
14%
2 STARS
14%
1 STARS
43%
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Author

Chuck Tingle
Author · 146 books
Chuck Tingle is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Chuck was born in Home of Truth, Utah, and now splits time between Billings, Montana and Los Angeles, California. Chuck writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Chuck is true, but the important parts are. Email: ChuckTheTingler@gmail.com