Every day that goes by, the little brat grows up a little more. In fact, Kelsey's starting to look a lot like my wife Lynn did when I met her. She has worshiped me since the day she met me, and lately, she's been trying extra hard to get under my skin. The other day, Kelsey came over to ask my wife how her prom dress looked. I tried to tell her that my wife wasn't home. When the little brat wouldn't leave me alone, I decided to give her the attention she craved... Unfortunately, Amazon won't let me tell you what happens next. You'll just have to click "Look Inside" to read more!