Read by the author live at Radio City Music Hall. 22 minutes. "The Revenge of Lard Ass Hogan" is about a fat kid called Davie Hogan. Nobody likes Davie. In his fictional hometown of Gretna, Maine, there is a yearly pie-eating contest. Davie enters the competition. No one thinks that Davie has a chance of winning against the town's veteran eaters. At the competition, as the pie-eating starts, it becomes obvious that Davie is a serious competitor...