When your boss is a man-eating plant from another galaxy, it’s normal to have a case of the Mondays. But what if your best friend thinks he can put your brain in a computer? What if you’ve discovered an ancient alien temple brimming with priceless artifacts? What if you find yourself in your twilight years... only to face a horde of ravening zombies? And does it matter if your dog or your cat talks to you in clear English, but only on Christmas Eve? These and other questions are asked and answered in The Thing in the Office, a collection of terror, thrills, and supernatural speculation from prolific author Phil Elmore.