“Books about time travel were pretty lame until Jeff O’Brien came along. An absolutely bonkers and heartfelt tale about love, thrift store treasures, and high strangeness wrapped in the VHS tape your VCR spat out.” - Damien Casey, author of a whole bunch of awesome books like COFFIN DODGER and HOT PINK SATANISM Sarah Bartlett, a sexy 80s horror movie host, yearns for eternal stardom or at least a few decades of relevance. After seeking out world-renowned time traveler John Titor to assist her, he sends her a hero from the future - Frank Conroy, B-MOVIE expert and all around mediocre schmuck. But, such services do not come without a price - neither for Sarah nor for her knight in shining armor. They are both about to enter a world of peril, intrigue, passion, and terror. Can Frank save Sarah's career? Maybe, if he can figure what decade he's in. Also... who the hell are those two walking corpses in black suits that keep following him around?