“Company policy forbids me from accepting power from customers in exchange for any product on the shelves, my blood, my soul, or my firstborn child…” When Ross started working night shift at a lonely gas station in Salem, he expected quiet nights. Instead, he found himself face to face—quite literally—with the supernatural. But really, the whimpering vampire nursing a hangover wasn’t exactly threatening (although Ross is pretty sure he shouldn’t have given that energy drink to a goblin…). As Ross proves he is not easily shaken, more and more creatures of the night come calling, including the clanmaster himself. Ross isn’t sure what to think about Glenn, but the handsome vampire has made it clear what he thinks of Ross—and with that attention comes an offer he’s not sure he wants. At least, until a little fire sprite convinces him otherwise, because he’s definitely not paid enough for this. Tags: Poor put upon retail workers, Ross didn’t deserve this, Fate is cruel, so am I, sexy vampires, Australian wizards, supernats love energy drinks for some reason, the trauma of changing jobs, crack, so much crack, not a single degree of chill from Glenn where Ross is concerned, slow burn, only one gas station was harmed in the making of this story

“How about we just negotiate hazard pay here and now?” Ross isn’t one for seizing the day, he prefers poking at it with a stick. So, with the gas station in ashes, he makes the only logical choice: agree to an interview with Glenn to be his PA. The welcome party that starts before he’s even accepted the job is a little worrying, but rather sweet. Getting to meet all the supernats in the clan? Enlightening and fun. Taking care of those drunk supernats who like to throw glassware, attempt swimming in the pool, and play drinking games with dwarven mead? Hazard pay just became a thing. Tags: Ross gets a new job; welcome party; silly; ridiculous; and then it got out of hand; common sense has made a run for it; boyfriend shirt; at least Ross wishes it was boyfriend shirt; Ross isn’t clear if he’s a PA, bartender, or babysitter; supernats are adorable drunk; until they aren’t; alllll the drunk supernats; slooooow burn; but the heat is on; hazard pay just became a thing; Ross needs a hug; Glenn wants to provide it; dwarven mead is not for the weak

"I’ve got this.” Translated: Ross certainly did not have this, but be prepared to be thoroughly entertained. Tags: Werewolves kissing dogs, licking dogs, adopting all the dogs, alllllllll the dogs, werewolves at the pound is a TERRIBLE idea, Ross needs a drink, is it too late to quit?, vampire knight-to-the-rescue, poor cat, poor Ross, church grims, no dogs were harmed in the making of this installment, Glenn is Alpha

Dunham goes missing, the werewolf pack loses their cool, and Ross is far too sleep-deprived for this nonsense. tags: punchdrunk Ross, 'wolves are not discrete, at all, Ross is just done, his bed is calling, pink sparkly collars, Fuckery Department, Dunham will be paying for this, Glenn is going to have WORDS with his clan

The clan's haunted house is finally open for Halloween, and everyone couldn't be more excited. Even Ross is excited, and he's certainly enjoying the screams and cursing coming from within the haunted house. What he does NOT enjoy, however, is being bait. Tags: Haunted house, vampires need glitter, Ross and Glenn have a moment, feeeeeeelings, Annabella has to die, high wizards, supernats LOVE Halloween, screams of terror, are the best kind of screams, supernats are good at their job for once, Phil Coulson, plot?!, \gasp\

Ross has lost count of how many first date attempts he and Glenn have made. Death has been promised to the next clan-mate who interrupts them, but you can't kill Mom. Though she just might kill Ross. It's a good thing Glenn is cute. Tags: Mama comes calling, yes that’s about as bad as it sounds, Ross doesn’t want a minion, he gets one anyway, marriage proposals, Ross has offended the dating gods somehow

This is NOT how Ross intended to come out to his mom. Gay or Supernatural. Good thing she's a Young. Tags: holiday celebrations, lots of them, Ross is outed, in more ways than one, accepting family, Glenn is a good boyfriend, Ross is ready for the holidays to be over please and thank you.

Glenn maaaaaaaaybe has a little problem he needs help solving. So he calls in the expert, who is nothing like what Ross expected. Good thing Ross knows how to roll with the strange by now. Tags: Glenn is embarrassed, Ross is delighted, love letters that should not be seen, vampires were emo, who knew?, help comes with bedsheets, crossover

The Final Incident. Look, Glenn has plans, big plans for tonight, alright? All he wants is for those plans to go smoothly. So of course nothing goes right. Tags: Glenn is not a happy vampire, he wants a redo, Ross is very amused, the clan is the clan, Ross loves them anyway

The clan goes LARPing. Do they understand it’s a game? No. Does Ross regret all life decisions? Yes. LARPing is now on Ross' shit list. Tags: when the children are quiet Ross panics, for good reason, clan use your brain challenge:failed, the crack ship armada sails again, author has lost discretion within this story, dwarven mead, spells gone wrong, attempt at humor, the clan are dumbasses, that is the humor, only one building was harmed in the making of this story

Turns out bath bombs are actually magical portals. Or at least, in the hands of Master Mage Declan, they became portals. Even he’s not sure why. Said magical portal connects to Ross’s bath tub. Which means this is also now the Unholy Trifecta’s problem because Ross absolutely refuses to deal with portal magic by himself. Thanks muchly. Crossover time!, Unholy Trifecta, Supernat PA, Insanity of Reincarnated Mages, bath bombs gone wild, lots of bath tub hopping, I treat Canon like a Buffet but in a Gentle Way, Canon-Typical Poor Decision-Making, brain cells assemble, it’s just mindless fluff and shenanigans, Declan use your brain failed, crack treated like crack, neither author is sorry

“Company policy forbids me from exchanging my blood, my soul, or my firstborn child with customers…” When Ross starts working third-shift at a gas station, he doesn’t think anything extraordinary will happen. He expects a lot of quiet shifts. Well, you know what they say about assumptions. One explosion later and he’s the personal assistant to a vampire—who he admits is not only sexy, but the sane one—in charge of his supernatural clan’s paperwork, and managing any trouble the members get into. Spoiler alert: the clan can get into quite a bit of trouble. Ross is definitely not paid enough for this. Tags: The crack ship armada sails again, and then it got out of hand, poor put upon retail workers, Ross didn’t deserve this, Fate is cruel, so am I, the trauma of changing jobs, Ross has a paperclip and knows how to use it, Ross isn’t clear if he’s a PA, bartender, or babysitter, troublesome werewolves, Australian wizards, spells gone awry, very awry, sexy vampires, developing relationship, coming out, not a single degree of chill from Glenn where Ross is concerned, slow burn, boss/secretary, light bondage, Ross has to teach ancient mythical beings how to text, pray for him, SHENANIGANS, did I mention crack?, the most absurd workplace romance in history