A girl. A guy. And a talking peen. Holly Martin isn't the type to have a one-night stand. But a crushing break up, a sexy blind date, and a few shots of Fireball is about to change all that. Matthew Daniels is an introverted PA who claims he’s too busy to date. But that doesn’t stop his older brothers from encouraging him to let loose and get out there, because as they put it - the right girl won’t just walk up to you. But what if she does? Is it possible for a one-night stand that happens twice, to actually become more? Could two nights of reckless debauchery actually lead to true love? Or is this just another case of a whisky induced disaster? This Romantic Comedy is sure to have you laughing, cringing, rolling your eyes, shouting at the pages and looking for a shot glass of your own. \\This book contains mature content (and immature content). It is intended for adult readers.

A girl. A guy. And a wedding. Matthew Daniels and Holly Martin had a one-night stand, twice, and love prevailed. Once Matthew proposes, the hard part is over. The rest is a piece of wedding cake. There’s nothing to stress over now. However, budgets, a bitter best friend, enormous amounts of family time, and an unexpected change of address may say otherwise. Thank God for Fireball. Matthew is super weird and accident prone; add extreme to that mix and you’ve got Holly. These two over the top, adorkable weirdos are destined for each other, a perfect match. But does everyone see it that way? The true test to knowing whether you’re ready to take the plunge is surviving the engagement. Will Holly and Matthew survive? Or will awkward cold feet have them running in opposite directions? A NOTE FROM THE Although this book was written so that it can stand alone, if you don't know who Peen is, I recommend you read The Two-Night One-Night Stand first. \\This book contains mature content. It is intended for adult readers.