Wolverine, Deadpool, Doctor Doom, Thanos: There's one hero that's beaten them all, and now she's got her own ongoing series! (Not that she's bragging.) That's right, you asked for it, you got it, it's Squirrel Girl, (she's also starting college this semester!) It's the start of a brand-new series of adventures starring the nuttiest and most upbeat super hero in the world!

Remember last month when we said #1 was a great jumping-on point for new readers? Well, guess what? #2 is too! Start of a new story, baby! (It's also a great "continuing-on" point for existing readers.) In this issue, Squirrel Girl gets sent back in time and also erased from history. Only her friend Nancy even remembers she existed! So Nancy turns to the only hero she can contact, (on social media), for help in rescuing her: Iron Man. Also a surprise villain shows up from the past! It could be literally any bad guy but it's a good one, I promise. P.S. - it is not Galactus, we already did him.

Squirrel Girl has woken up, only to find she's been hurled back in time to the 1960s! Mondays, am I right? And if that wasn't trouble enough, her friend Nancy is coming face-to-face with the villainous \[CENSORED\]! Yes, I've noticed that when I type \[CENSORED\]'s name it shows up as \[CENSORED\]; no, I don't know how to fix that. This book features the following: Squirrel Girl, time travel, \[CENSORED\], and emotions! It promises to satisfy fans of each of those things, even if they don't like the other things! Which is great because emotions are just THE WORST.

Previously on "The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl": Squirrel Girl is trapped in the past, and friend Nancy has gone back to rescue her! But Nancy didn't have a time machine, so she hitched a ride with Doctor Doom! So now it's Squirrel Girl versus Doctor Doom in the 1960s, fighting for the fate of the very planet! What could possibly go wrong, right? Well anyway, in this issue EVERYTHING GOES WRONG FOREVER.

The breakout character of 2015 continues her one-woman crusade against injustice and jerks in this standalone issue, a perfect jumping-on point for new readers! These Tails of the Squirrel Girl will show you the Marvel Universe's most powerful super hero from a bunch of brand-new perspectives, several of them quite astonishing. This comic is actually a bunch of minicomics in one, giving it definitely the "#1 most-comics-per-actual-physical-comic value" in stores today!

ANIMAL HOUSE PART ONE, a crossover with Howard the Duck! Squirrel Girl and Howard will team up against an enemy that neither Squirrel Girl (who has defeated Galactus) nor Howard the Duck (who has defeated...uh...well, listen, I'm sure he's got other qualities), could take down on their own! Will they fight over a trivial misunderstanding? Will they band together against a common enemy? Will Squirrel Girl say "duck!" to mean "lower your head" but Howard will misinterpret it as a call for his attention, leading him to get hit on the head by something? At least ONE of those three questions will be answered with a "yes" in this issue! Concluded next month in Howard the Duck #6!

A) This special issue, called "Be The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl," puts YOU in control of the most powerful character in the Marvel Universe. Will you fight crime and save the day? Or will you be a complete jerk and use her powers to tell everyone off? B) I'm serious: these are actual choices, and you have to make them RIGHT NOW? To be Squirrel Girl and fight crime, turn to C). To be Squirrel Girl and be a jerk instead, turn to E) Well, you're in luck vis-a-vis crime-fighting, because Squirrel Girl is going to be facing off against Swarm, a bad guy made out of bees! And that's not all. To learn more about the other bad guys she can face, turn to D)! But if INSTEAD you'd like to stop reading this and get excited about this book and maybe order it, please: feel free! Nice try, but we've got to keep SOME surprises for the book! You decide to definitely buy this comic and see who they are. THE END. E) What? No, why would you even want to be a jerk? Geez, man, maybe this ISN'T the comic for you. Turn to B) and answer better this time!

NEW STORY STARTS NOW! In this story, Squirrel Girl faces off against a giant monster, AND a gross old man, AND goes on some dates! So that's three challenges right there. Whether you're a fan of seeing a squirrel lady punch someone OR a fan of seeing a squirrel lady struggle to make an online dating profile that isn't weird and embarrassing, this is an excellent comic for you to purchase! EVERYONE IS ONE OF THOSE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE—search your heart and you will find it is true. Oh P.S., the story is called "I KISSED A SQUIRREL AND I LIKED IT" — how amazing is that? Answer: very.

In Part 2 of "I Kissed A Squirrel And I Liked It," Squirrel Girl's date with a chump gets interrupted by MOLE MAN, who is a man who lives underground and can't see that well! Hence the name!! Squirrel Girl is really good at empathizing with bad guys and talking them down, but what happens when she's TOO good at that? Buy this comic to find out, because we show exactly that taking place! Spoiler alert: there's punches AND jokes. Not a dream! Not an imaginary story! ONE the following three things WILL ACTUALLY OCCUR in this issue! 1) A pleasant visit to a coffee shop with friends; 2) A man with fishy powers suggests using fish to solve a problem, big surprise; 3) SQUIRREL GIRL USES HER TAIL TO KNOCK THE SMIRK RIGHT OFF A DUDE'S FACE!! Haha whoa I hope it's the third one

Mole Man has fallen in love with Squirrel Girl, and he's holding the world hostage until she goes on a date with him! MOLE MEN, am I right?? Watch as Squirrel Girl gains the help of an unlikely ally! Thrill as two people kiss! BUT WHICH TWO?? You'll have to buy the issue to find out, so all I'll say right now is this: IN THIS ISSUE THERE IS A NON-ZERO CHANCE FOR EVERY MARVEL SHIP TO BECOME CANON!! "Ship" is short for "relationship," in case you thought I was talking about, like, Galactus' "Star Sphere" or Mr. Fantastic's "Fantasticship" or whatever. Anyway, enjoy!!