To the world I’m beautiful, successful, talented. The total package. I’m the founder and owner of the world’s largest animal rescue and adoption center. We can rescue any animal, from a turtle to a lion. And, if we can’t find a pre established sanctuary for it to thrive, we make one. It’s what I’m good at. It’s where my heart belongs. Yet, my family doesn’t understand just how content I am in life. They think I’m lonely and need to find love. And, with my sister’s wedding–a week long, grand destination adventure–coming up, the pressure they’ve put on me to find a date is insane. So I do what any sane woman, who’s totally satisfied with her life the way it is, would do; I get drunk and buy a boyfriend. Only, there’s a glitch in the supposedly reputable Book-a-Boyfriend’s system and I find myself with; not one, not two, but three men standing at my family’s door on the eve of our travels. Every single one of them are claiming to be my boyfriend, and none of them want to leave. What the hell am I supposed to do now? Author's This is a medium-burn, mfmm, why choose/reverse harem standalone romcom. It includes explicit language, and detailed sexual situations. Only intended for audiences 18 or older.