A love-sick vampire working at a department store. A confident siren kept from his home by the owner of a traveling carnival. A famous crime-fighting werewolf reunited with his hostile brother. The age of the monster under the bed is over! New law integrates all beings considered monsters by the United States government into human society, throwing them into the workforce. As these beings overcome workplace woes, unexpected romance and any personal demons that may have come along for the ride, they discover for better or worse what it means to be a thoroughly modern monster. Thoroughly Modern Monsters is a collection of seven short stories complete at 21,800 words.