This book contains scenes of explicit violence and gore. Rick Richardson was a writer. He was good, too, despite what the reviews might've said. They said his writing was bad, but Rick knew that wasn't true. He knew the real reason they didn't like his books was because of the content. You see, Rick wrote "splatterpunk" ... it was understandable that people might be triggered by the graphic nature of his stories. But then, that's what the trigger warnings were for. Also, they kept saying writers should only "write what they know". But Rick didn't know anything about real horror... Well, maybe it was about time he found out. *** "The funniest and goriest book I've read this year!" - Judith Sonnet, author of No One Rides For Free "Not only a shock to the senses, but a relatable nightmare for authors of Splatterpunk and extreme horror. I found myself relating to the main character almost instantly. Great pacing and relatable characters make's this one a must-read. If you're easily 'triggered', buckle up and enjoy the ride." - Stuart Bray, author of Violence on the Meek "...one of the best books I've read this year ... unrelenting in its brutality and depravity ... gross and hilarious in equal measure ... I can't recommend this enough!" - Mique Watson, author of Broken Dolls