Lisette was expecting to be a werehawk. Now she's a werevulture. Sure, she can still fly, but the garbage looks delicious. And everyone's afraid of her! Okay, everyone's afraid of her best friend, too, but her best friend chose to be a banshee. Then the mysterious Rarity Clan invites her to join. They offer her friendship, and the ultimate secret: how to be turned a second time so that she could choose a different species instead. She could be a werehawk, or a vampire, specter, giant, lorelei, or whatever else she pleases. There's only one catch, and it's a big one. The tool that's used to do that is a weapon that could destroy the entire city.

In a world where everyone is a fantasy creature, Lisette had the misfortune to be turned into a werevulture. On top of that, now her date is dragging her to a football game! But if the rival team is cheating, well, clearly somebody needs to save the day. A funny standalone-able short story set after Trials of a Teenage Werevulture.

Kegan's family is going on vacation to New Yeti City, and Lisette's invited! She figures this'll be great fun. She'll get to shop, sightsee, and meet up with the only werevulture clan in the country. But unfortunately, the werevulture clan isn't interested in Lisette, her opinions, or the "trifles" she raises as concerns. Which is a shame, because a hundred baobhan siths are about to converge on the city.