In this comedic thriller, Jennifer Warren, actress and eighth most beautiful woman in the world, has a problem. A crew of hitmen is trying to kill her. She hasn't a clue why. Tom Place, former assistant professor of history and current Dairy Queen franchisee, doesn't know why either, but he's familiar with the killers, being as how he trained them. Tom, Jennifer and their two dogs, Libby and Bridgette Bardot, go on a cross-country journey to find the person behind the contract on Jennifer. Along the way, they kind of fall in love and Tom eliminates the killers one by one in some unusual ways. Death by metal stakes taken from pink yard flamingos? In an epic battle at the Cinema 12, during a screening of the worst movie of all time, Tom and Jennifer discover the psychotic who paid to have Jennifer killed.
