Two Dogs and a Blonde
By Michael Reid
2016
First Published
4.01
Average Rating
318
Number of Pages
In this comedic thriller, Jennifer Warren, actress and eighth most beautiful woman in the world, has a problem. A crew of hitmen is trying to kill her. She hasn't a clue why. Tom Place, former assistant professor of history and current Dairy Queen franchisee, doesn't know why either, but he's familiar with the killers, being as how he trained them. Tom, Jennifer and their two dogs, Libby and Bridgette Bardot, go on a cross-country journey to find the person behind the contract on Jennifer. Along the way, they kind of fall in love and Tom eliminates the killers one by one in some unusual ways. Death by metal stakes taken from pink yard flamingos? In an epic battle at the Cinema 12, during a screening of the worst movie of all time, Tom and Jennifer discover the psychotic who paid to have Jennifer killed.
Avg Rating
4.01
Number of Ratings
156
5 STARS
42%
4 STARS
31%
3 STARS
17%
2 STARS
7%
1 STARS
3%
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Author
Michael Reid
Author · 7 books
Michael Reid is a journalist, writer and commentator on Latin American and Iberian affairs. He has been a staff journalist with The Economist since 1994. His books include "Forgotten Continent: The Battle for Latin America's Soul" (2007) and "Brazil: The Troubled Rise of a Global Power" (2014).
