WEIRD! SHOCKING! BIZARRE VAMPIRE MURDERED—SAVES ON COFFIN EXPENSES! Global Query ace reporter Savvy McKinnon is in Vermont to verify the existence of Count Yorga, an alleged nosferatu. While conducting her "interview with the vampire," the supposed immortal drops dead—after biting her on the arm! Now Savvy's feeling funny—pale, tired, sensitive to the sun. And when the "vampire's" body mysteriously disappears from the morgue, Savvy has to find out the truth behind the Count's fantastical fiction, before she becomes a Global Query headline! Savvy McKinnon is a reporter with a nose for the truth. That's why working for the Global Query, one of America's most notorious tabloids, is only temporary... she hopes. Savvy knows that 99% of her work is fiction. But she also knows that amid the army of two-headed Elvises and Bigfoot weddings lurks that other 1%. And it's her job to find it...