This reality TV dating show is like nothing I’ve ever been on. For starters...the dude is an alien! I mean, at first I thought they just had great sets and killer CGI, you know? I should have realized that when the outside looked like space it wasn’t just a prop. I really had been knocked out and brought to mate with a Kaleth warrior. No one on Earth really knows aliens exist. The rest of the galaxy, though, eats up all our human culture. So now I have an 8-foot tall warrior that’s made of 450 pounds of muscle. A dude with the blood of countless enemies on his hands. And he’s asking me if I’m a “Carrie” or a “Samantha”. But wait, it gets better. Someone is trying to use me and my warrior to cause the death of billions of innocent lives. We’ll have to work together to stop them. Maybe build a love that’ll beat back all the darkness. Oh gosh… This would have been a great TV show if it wasn’t real, huh?