WE'RE GOING TO DIE HERE, AREN'T WE? collects nine short stories by Eirik Gumeny, author of the Exponential Apocalypse books. Originally published in a variety of journals ranging from Thieves Jargon to Jersey Devil Press, these stories are every bit as insane and hilarious as Gumeny's longer works. Opening with a doorbell and an existential debate, and ending with an all-out war between cereal-box evangelists and French mimes, this collection is a zany, darkly comic ride through office parks and human hearts. WE'RE GOING TO DIE HERE, AREN'T WE? includes the acclaimed short "The Astrophysicist" and the Pushcart-nominated story "114."