At what point does casually stalking your hot barber become a felony? Look, I swear I’m harmless. Just a mildly obsessed, extremely hot influencer trying to figure out why my barber-slash-hookup-slash-possible-soulmate kicked me out after the best \[redacted\] of my life. As he was shoving me out the door, he muttered something about my dads and a meat hook, and I have no clue what the heck he’s talking about. Sure, they’re overbearing and disgustingly in love, but it’s not like they’d actually kill a man for defiling their son. Probably. Anyway, I’m off to slap a super illegal tracker on the hot barber’s car and see what that gets me. CASUAL FELONIES is book one in The Wildlings, a next-gen gay romance series set in the Kelly-verse, following the grown-up children of the vigilante dads from the Guardians series. cousin shenanigans, surprise cameos, a surprising flair for morally flexible solutions, and the entirely unsanctioned defiling of a barber chair.